Brad Pitt, I heart you. Dig you. Dig your work. I totally understand you have six kids, and when opportunity knocks, you’ve gotta make them dollar dollar bills, yo. But let’s be honest….this is just silly:
Its like a film school commercial – all that’s missing is a well lit tear sliding gracefully down your cheek as we fade to a black card with ‘fin’.
Well, they can’t all be winners.
And to state the obvious – Yes, I hope to be lucky enough one day to have the opportunity to make a ridiculous commercial like this.
Frankly, My Dear Starlet... 
Lol Adrienne. I so love your blog and wonderful rants.
There tons of spoofs of this would be funny to see your take.
Who wrote these standard phrases? Can you do me a favour? Whenever someone asks you to make such a commercial, please change the lines… Thanks in advance.
“Every journey ends, but we go on and on and on and on and on and on. And on. The world doesn’t turn me on. Plans disappear. Dreams take over. That’s normal in Hollywood. Wherever I go, I think of you. Chanel no. 5. Inevitable, but not eatable.”
You totally need to do one of these!
… You are my friend, my good luck charm, the one who keeps me warm at night . . .
END SCREEN: Bunny
But big props to that lighting guy. It ain’t hokey when it’s machinery.