Brad Pitt, I heart you. Dig you. Dig your work.   I totally understand you have six kids, and when opportunity knocks, you’ve gotta make them dollar dollar bills, yo.   But let’s be honest….this is just silly:

Its like a film school commercial – all that’s missing is a well lit tear sliding gracefully down your cheek as we fade to a black card with ‘fin’.

Well, they can’t all be winners.

And to state the obvious – Yes, I hope to be lucky enough one day to have the opportunity to make a ridiculous commercial like this.